#!/urs/bin/python

 #coding:utf-8

 from sys import exit

 from random import randint

 def death():

     quips=["you died. you kinda suck at this.",

     "nice job,you died ...jackass.",

     "such a luser",

     "I have a small puppy that's better at this."]

     print quips[randint(0,len(quips)-1)]

     exit(1)

 def central_corridor():

     print "the gothons of planet percal #25 have invaded your ship and destroyed"

     print "your entire crew. you are the last surviving member and your last"

     print "mission is to get the neutron destruct bomb from the weapons armory"

     print "put it in the bridge,and blow the ship up after getting into an "

     print "escape pod"

     print "\n"

     print "you're running down the central corrdior to the weapons armory when"

     print "a gothon jumps out,red scaly skin ,dark grimy teeth,and evil clown costume"

     print "flowing around his hate filled body.he's blocking the door to the"

     print "armory and about to pull a weapon to blast you."

     action =raw_input(">>")

     if action == "shoot!":

         print "quick on the draw you yank out your blaster and fire it at the gothon"

         print "his clown costume is flowing and moving around his body,which throws"

         return "you are dead.then he eats you."

     elif action == "dodge!":

         print "like a world class boxer you dodge,weave ,slip and slide right"

         print "as the gothon's blaster cranks a laser past your head."

         return "death"

     elif action == "tell a joke":

         print "lucky for you they made you learn gothon insults in the academy."

         print "you tell the one tothon joke you know:"

         return "laser_weapon_armory"

     else :

         print "DOES NOT COMPUTE"

         return 'central_corridor'

 def laser_weapon_armory():

     print "you do a dive roll into the weapon armory,crouch and scan the room"

     print "for more gothens that might be hiding. it's dead quiet,too quiet"

     print 'get the bomb. the code is 3 digits.'

     code = "%d%d%d" % (randint(1,9),randint(1,9),randint(1,9))

     guess = raw_input("[keypad]>>")

     guesses = 0

     while guess != code and guesses<10:

         print "BZZZZZZZ"

         guesses+=1

         guess = raw_input("[keypad]>>")

     if guess == code:

         print "bridge where you must place it in the right spot"

         return 'the_bridge'

     else :

         print "ship from their ship and you die"

         return 'death'

 def the_bridge():

     print "arm and don't want to set it off."

     action = raw_input(">>")

     if action == "throw the bomb":

         print "it goes off"

         return 'death'

     elif action == "slowly place the bomb":

         print "get off this tin can"

         return 'escape_pod'

     else:

         print "DOES NOT"

         return "the_bridge"

 def escape_pod():

     print "do you take?"

     good_pod = randint(1,5)

     guess = raw_input("[pod #]>>")

     if int(guess) != good_pod:

         print "into jam jelly"

         return 'death'

     else:

         print "time .you won"

         exit(0)

 ROOMS = {

     'death':death,

     'central_corridor':central_corridor,

     'laser_weapon_armory':laser_weapon_armory,

     'the_bridge':the_bridge,

     'escape_pod':escape_pod

 }

 def runner(map,start):

     next = start

     while True:

         room= map[next]

         print "\n-----------"

         next = room()

 runner(ROOMS,'central_corridor')

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 the gothons of planet percal #25 have invaded your ship and destroyed

 your entire crew. you are the last surviving member and your last

 mission is to get the neutron destruct bomb from the weapons armory

 put it in the bridge,and blow the ship up after getting into an

 escape pod

 you're running down the central corrdior to the weapons armory when

 a gothon jumps out,red scaly skin ,dark grimy teeth,and evil clown costume

 flowing around his hate filled body.he's blocking the door to the

 armory and about to pull a weapon to blast you.

 >>tell a joke

 lucky for you they made you learn gothon insults in the academy.

 you tell the one tothon joke you know:

 -----------

 you do a dive roll into the weapon armory,crouch and scan the room

 for more gothens that might be hiding. it's dead quiet,too quiet

 get the bomb. the code is 3 digits.

 [keypad]>>123

 BZZZZZZZ

 [keypad]>>369

 BZZZZZZZ

 [keypad]>>789

 BZZZZZZZ

 [keypad]>>741

 BZZZZZZZ

 [keypad]>>456

 BZZZZZZZ

 [keypad]>>951

 BZZZZZZZ

 [keypad]>>753

 BZZZZZZZ

 [keypad]>>852

 BZZZZZZZ

 [keypad]>>147

 BZZZZZZZ

 [keypad]>>963

 BZZZZZZZ

 [keypad]>>563

 ship from their ship and you die

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 such a luser

 ***Repl Closed***